What movies have not aged well?
10.06.2025 00:00

The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-J W Pepper
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Goldfinger
-Bond slapping Tracy.
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
A View to a Kill
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Live and Let Die
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Dr No
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-”Ah so!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Moonraker
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Diamonds Are Forever
Octopussy
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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